Hello all!
I'm going to try something new today. It may be a recurring thing, it may not, depending on reaction, my mood, and world news.
Today's News: Slim Jim Factory Explodes, Kills 2.
Anyone else feel like they're stuck in bad SNL sketch? I mean seriously, this is a bad joke waiting to happen. Manufacturers of a meat stick (a.k.a. heart-attack sticks) have a plant explosion... Apparently, someones cholesterol literally did go 'through the roof'. Don't get me wrong, it's a sad and tragic thing that there were fatalities, but I feel like this is a setup.
In other news, Slim Jim corporate execs have announced price hikes in retail meat-stick prices amounting to a 300%-400% increase (they're taking pointers from the petroleum industry). Before you run out to stock up on Slim Jims folks, please remember: keep it civil; there is NO NEED to riot! Stay in line, and no tackling old ladies to get your favorite meat-treats. Eventually, they WILL MAKE MORE.
Until Next Time!
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
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